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from 'i am a little bit happier than tao lin' coming out on bore parade March 1st

i honestly know who this poem is directed at and i write it with conviction and ease

part of your philosophy of life is that you don't want any drugs or any drunk
you are nihilistic daily but you still care about the environment somehow
your worldview is that  gmailchat, tao lin, and vegans are 
the best
your belief system is that tonight you are going to be bored
you are an asshole to other people because of the human condition, 
existentialism, and your high IQ
you would rather punch someone in the face and kill them than have them think you might be  
overcome with happiness
your greatest accomplishment in life is keeping a calm face when you are nervous

The grey person returns home to find the kitten has turned into a catperson.